Was stabbed, and refreshed

Until The End.

2009-12-04T00:45:00.003+08:00

Hey peep.
So yeah, its 12.47am now.
It's Siyi's birthday,
so happy birthday siyi. ;]

I have nothing to post about actually.
I just felt .. bored. Yeah.
That's the word, BORED.
I'll post some other time.
So for now, bye :O

*_*

Things that Rhymes with Orange

2009-11-17T21:34:00.005+08:00

I'm back.
Just woke up, yawwwwn.
And its 6.57pm now.

Was tonning yesterday,
with Joshua, Patrick, Hao and me.
We did alot of stupid things.
& the activities were ...

1) Play Basketball ( Pressure )
First loser has to do 3 forfeit.
Second loser 2 forfeit.
Thrid loser 1 forfeit.
Winner gives the forfeit.
And its pretty f*cked up cos Hao won all the rounds.
I was the second loser, because my basketball sucks.
My first forfeit was the pretend to have sex with a barrier.
I did it, but opposite de bus stop people saw me. So paiseh.
Second forfeit was about the same,
just that I have to moan sex noises 3 times, very loud. ( Which I also did )
I do not know why they gave me erotic forfeits. Assholes.

2) Disiao ( Disturb ) taxi uncle.
Erm, I wont go in so much about this,
but all I can say is that we made fun of about 10 taxis uncles.
Ask me personally if you wanna know.

3) 'Cheers' rounding
Wont go in too much about this too,
ask me personally.

4) LAN.
Played 1 hour of LAN.
Lost anyways.
POTM is a pressure man.
My arrow aimming 5/8. Grrrr.

5) Disiao more taxi uncle.
Ahem, refer to 2).

After that Josh and Hao went to Josh's house to sleep already.
Left me and Patrick.
That was round 6am.

6) LAN again.
Me and Patrick dota-ed.
OWNAGE.
X and Broodmother rocks.

7) Breakfast.
While walking to 309kopitiam,
Patrick looks like his gonna collapse anytime.
Reached there, ate noodles and some carrot cake.

8) Sleep.
I went to have a shower before turning in.
Patrick slept first.
Then I slept around 9am.

I'm still tired.
Patrick's still seeping, waiting for my mom to cook finish dinner.
I'm starving.
That's all for today. ;]

It's been a long time, and I wanna say ...

2009-11-06T11:43:00.003+08:00

Happy birthday Heng Lin.
Sorry I could not make it for your birthday today.
I'm very sick, really wished that I could go.
BUT oh well. 1 year older liao,
take more responsibility, alright.
Hope you and the rest have fun bowling, movie, etc.
Again, happy birthday Henglin.

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Its been a long time since I posted.
Very lazy to blog, so yeah.
I have no topic to talk about now,
so tata.

Omg, spammers. What should I do? -shrugs-

2009-10-01T22:00:00.006+08:00

Oh my god.
Someone spammed my blog.
And it's very obvious who.
I'm not gonna say his name out.
To prevent him from losing face.
Because, his at a point of growing up.
And people who are growing up, would do stupid stuff.
Him spamming my blog, must be his biggest achievement in his life.
So, Alvin Chua has come to a decision that :

Today, He'll talk about china people. ;]

* To all other china citizen, this is just a joke. I'm just disgracing one of my effed up friend. If you can't take jokes serious, get your ass outta of here. You have been warned. *

So okay, 1 October.
And guess what day is today?

It's China's national day !

Look how ugly the flag is. Argh...
I bet they no money buy other colors.
Only use yellow and red. --

I hate talking to china people, seriously.
Ever gotten so angry with a china cashier?
There's one time,
I went to kopitiam and I wanted to buy a can of coke.
I walked up to the counter,
and I saw that the cashier was a china aunty.
I told myself,
" &$(#^& , its a china. "
I stayed calm and wanting to pay for the coke.
She SNATCHED the coke from me and scan it.
I asked how much.
She said. " Yi Kuai Ban. "
In my ears, it sounded like $5.50.
Then I politely asked,
" Dui bu qi, duo shao? "
She gave me that effed up china face.
Which NO SINGAPOREAN CAN TAHAN.
Then she repeated in english.
" One daola and half. "
WTF? WHO THE *$(#&%$ CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.
So I said,
" Ni hor, sibei %(#)% de lei. Cao ni ma la. "
Then I just walked away.
Uhghh, china people just sickens me to the core.

And not only do they suck,
they have funny surnames.
Guang, Huang, etc.
Especially, the one I hate,
ZHANG !
Argh...
Just by the word " Zhang " itself.
Means so many things.
An Zhang = dirty.
Zhang lang = cockroach.
An Zhang Zhang Lang = dirty cockroach.
Man, eff the people there for having weird names.

AND WHO FRIGGIN MADE SINGAPORE HAD TO CLEAR ALL OF OUR FOOD PRODUCTS LAST YEAR?! IT WAS CHINA. SMART OF THEM TO USE MELAMINE IN MILKS. AS IF IT WOULD MAKE THE MILK TASTE LIKE THEIR MOTHER BREASTMILK. ASSHOLES/BIOTCHES.

Ultimately, china people just sucks.
Just listen to their national anthem.
You'll cry.
I sounds like ... William Huang humping a cat.
OMG, William HUANG!
Is William Huang a china citizen?
If he his, no wonder he did'nt got a chance in American Idol.

PS : Remember guys, its just a joke. Morons.

*_*

Anyone felt that earthquake ?

2009-09-30T22:15:00.006+08:00

Damn !

Anyone of you felt that earthquake ?!
It's so friggin weird.
First of all, I felt vibration and even sounds !
Secondly, when I watch tv, sometimes the sound will be soften then becomes to the original volume.
I think the earthquake as affect the media.

Wth, our mother Earth dying liao.
How?

WHO EFFING KNOWS ? WE MAY JUST DIE WHILE WE ARE SLEEPING. DUE TO SOME HUGE EXPLOSION OR SOMETHING.

Ok ...
I exaggerated too much --

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Hey, what's up.

2009-09-21T21:25:00.006+08:00

HEY ! Whats sup?

Yeah, I've not been posting for a very very long time.
Well, it's because I'm busy.
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Yeap, like.. doing stupid stuff ( sleep, eat, play, etc )
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Yeap.. Very busy :x

So yeah, today's a holiday.
Hari Raya Puasa, I think.
ALL I KNOW THAT TODAY IS A FRIGGIN HOLIDAY.
Alright.
Did not go to school.
Stayed at home, THE WHOLE DAY.
Which is pretty much boring.
But yet, I'm still a busy man.
And yes,
I'm still referring to sleeping, eating, playing.
Damn, better watch what I say.
If not you guys would be thinking that I'm a couch potato or something.
Which I'm not.
And it sucks being recognized as a potato.
A friggin vegetable.. Wth.

Moving on.
My parents went out.
And I'm at home, all alone.
And I have only one thing in my mind...
PORNOGRAPHY TIME !
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE AMAZING PORN VIDEO!

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You'll be shooting ice balls from your mouths. XD
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( Sorry, the singtel customer you have called, has just kicked your ass hard. )
There will be no porn posted on my blog you boob.
There will never be any.
If you want porn, google it or something.

And to end this post,
I would like to say..

ITS PRETTY DARN BORING BEING HOME ALONE.

*_*

I wanna say ..

2009-09-07T15:29:00.003+08:00

Nothing.

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Imposer ... SHALL DIE IN THE FIREY OF HELL

2009-08-31T20:42:00.000+08:00

Devilpig754, don't impose other poeple's nick.
People like you ...
Should lick Barrack Obama's ass.

Okay, today went back to primary school.
As it was teacher's day eve.
Meet my friends,
my former teacher.
Damn, feels good to be back in primary school.

Has these,
primary school kid scent in the school.
Woot.

Tomorrow no school,
which is gonna be a BORING EFF-ED UP DAY.

Rahr ...
Will be dota-ing later.
DoTA = Defence of The Ancient.
How noob is the ancient ...
Need these noober people like me to defend them, argh.

*_*

Oh my effing god.

2009-08-28T18:44:00.001+08:00

I lost my phone.
Or you can say...

SOMEONE STOLE IT.
That mothereffing person is mothereffing noob.
Not only that, he/she is a effing botch/bastard,
who probably has no life.

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Like my friend said,
" They no money buy phone lah. "
That cracks me up.

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What beggers ._.

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Woooot.

2009-08-23T17:54:00.000+08:00

Omg, its Alvin's birthday ! * yays from Alvin's fans *
(lol, i dont have fans)

Oh well,
What can I say?
A cake.
Presents.
Rahr.

Well, it only comes once a year.
So I gotta go enjoy it.
Bye suckers.

*_*

Your commitment, your pledge to another human being. Was destroyed by curiosity.

2009-08-20T18:46:00.003+08:00

As the title states,

means ...

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Basically nothing o_o

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Of course it means something you jackass.
It means,
you promise something.
Yet you do SOMETHING else,
that is basically f%*#)&$ed up.
That makes me wanna kill you.

So yeah.

4 days to my birthday, * hooray * ._.
Went out with my friends just now.
Just had my dinner.
Now blogging.
I'm going for a bath now.
As I got drenched in the rain just now.
And I feel alittle bit sick now. ;/

BYE.

PS : Make sure to give me presents. Or I'll murder you ... Somehow.
PSS : Listen to As Blood Runs Black - Hester Prynne. It r0cks. ( For screamo lovers only )
*_*

I am gay.

2009-08-18T21:41:00.010+08:00

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The only reason you are reading this post,
cos you thought I was gay !
AH HAHAHA, HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA !
Damn, why do I sound like elmo? :/

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Okay, did'nt do much yesterday and today.
So I'll post tomorrow instead.

*_*

2 in 1 package.

2009-08-16T19:33:00.002+08:00

Mmm, since I did'nt post yesterday.
I'll post about yesterday and today.

Saturday, 15aug.
Darn, woke up early in the morning and went for tuition.
Ended around 1plus.
Followed my freind down to Boon Keng then my father fetch me from there.
Went home for awhile then head down to kovan.
Had lunch with my friends at KFC in Heartland Mall.
After that we head down to Hougang Plaza to play pool till 6pm.
Accompanied my friend home then reached home at 6.15pm.

Today, 16aug.
Went to church in the morning.
My mom did not follow as she was sick.
After church, which was around 12.40pm.
Me and my dad went to fetch my mom then went for lunch.
Then head down to yishun to fetch the baby from the parents.
Just finished my dinner.
Going to have a bath.
Bye.

*_*

What?

2009-08-14T21:13:00.001+08:00

The parents of the baby brought him back till this Sunday.
So yeah.

Okay, sorry I did'nt post yesterday, as I was tired.

Okay, today.
I sprayed green graffiti on my classmates uniform.
Omg, what the &$(#@&.
It was out of fun !
I'm not a bad person ;/
At least I know I'm gonna get into trouble.
And at least I owned up as that stupid classmate of mine did'nt know who did it ._.

Came home, played some games.
Went for dinner.
Then bathe, now blogging.
Omgomgomg, what can I talk about :o

Maybe I'll post tomorrow.
Bye.

PS : Kairu's out. Hooray.

*_*

What's up with this baby !?

2009-08-12T20:38:00.003+08:00

Oh my god, Alvin's here. * claps *

Anyways, there's a baby in my house.
I'm not his father, of course.
It belongs to my dad's friend.
He requested us to take care of it for 10 days.
As he needed to settle some issues.

When I first heard about the news,
I did not like the idea, AT ALL.
Because,
1) I never had another person younger than me in the house before.
2) Cries I will hear for 10 days.
3) Smelly pampers.

His 3months old.
But you know what?
He did not cry,
or have a smelly diapers.
His cute, cos his laughing at everything single thing.
Examples :
1) I drank 100plus. That baby stared at me and giggle away as if I'm drinking pee.
2) I was walking to my room. That baby still stared at me and giggle away as though I've stepped on dog poo.

But ultimately, his cool.
Okay, let's talk about today.
TODAY , *drumroll*
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Was another boring day. * jeers *
But after school, me and my friends were like throwing my other friend's handphone.
I'm serious. Like throw a piece of crushed ball paper with your full might.
We did'nt do it on purpose.
That handphone owner insisted on throwing his phone.
Oh well, retarded people these days. ( Damn )

Came home, felt a little sick.
So took some medication then head for showers.
Gamed with friends and now this.
Boring yeah.

Maybe something interesting will happen to tomorrow.
WHO knows.
Example like ... The baby poop on me? ._.
Daaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

*_*

You may hate me after reading this, so beware.

2009-08-11T19:51:00.000+08:00

Ohmygod, I'm back. * claps *

Okay ...
Aww man, what I can say.
School > came home > games > blogging ( which is now )
So what can I say is ...

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I'm sorry D; please continue.
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Get the title now?

I really have nothing to say.
So I'll get you update tomorrow instead.
Take care.

*_*

A new start. With a boring day to start with.

2009-08-10T22:54:00.000+08:00

Wow, finally created a new blog due to popular demands ._.

- Monday, 10 August.
It's a holiday.
When I say holiday, most of us will have a relax mind.
No waking up early, no school work, no seeing teacher's face.
But, I can tell majority of us is bored lor.
Like until to do.
What a boring day.

Anyway, went to Long John to eat today.
And I felt luckkie.
Because that now Long John has a lucky draw event.
Every meal you buy, they'll give you a small package,
containing a badge and a slip of paper.
Me and my 3 other went to have a " Golden Deal " meal.
So we have 3 packages of the lucky draw event.
Both of them got " Thank you for participating ! "
While for me ....
It says " Congratualations ! You have won a,
Lenovo S10 Netbook ( white ) worth $899! "
I was like whao, wtfitmfsdfnsdn.
But it requires you to have 6 of all different badges, that's the tricky part.
And you have to collect it at around Kallang, which is friggin far.

After the meal, when around, window shopping then head home.
On my view, how would I rate my day.
I'd say :
4.5/10

Hell'la boring.
Well, I'm off to bed.

*_*

Are you the 1 Dollar race winner?

2009-08-09T16:52:00.000+08:00

Congratulations, * claps *
You've found my blog. Kindly post your name at my tag box.
Thanks.

P.S Happy Birthday, Singapore!
P.SS Sorry guy's I cancelled the race, don't get angry with meh. :P